British Weather...

Somebody recently said to me:

"Has this winter been too long and hard? I don't know about you but I'm really bored of this drearyness. Common god, pull your finger out - give us some sunshine. I feel like a vampire.

And for the smug lot in the southern hemisphere who are having a constant summer ... I hate you."

The fact of the matter is, the reason we have bad weather in the UK is simple: We are a nation of moaners. We moan about the weather way too much and therefore are punished by the god he refers to, who pulled his finger out many years ago and walked away when he ran out of heavenly aspirin from the migranes we give him....

When it's hot, it's too hot and we moan. When it's cold, we moan that we want it to be hot and have sun.

There is simply no pleasing Brits and there never will be so who can blame him for smiting us with hostile overcast and blades of ice on a consistent basis. He is simply cleansing the Southern Hemisphere by giving them our portion of good climate and regurgitating their dismal exhausts on our poor excuse for a Country and the negative specimens within.

All in all, it's the stereotypical Brits that are to blame, not the almighty.... and the fact that I'm moaning about moaners is just ironic :-)